things you don’t say to a new office neighbour

1. Hi, I work upstairs, I hear you on the toilet all the time.

2. I got some daffodils for the office as I thought you looked depressed.

3. I can hear you when you’re on your own, talking to people.

4. Who owns the lame bike?

5. Does anyone actually come to see you here for meetings?

 

These are not from personal experience. Almost at all.

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