Dear Facebook, enough already….

Dear Facebook,

Adele didn’t lose 4 stone in 1 month with just 1 easy trick. I’m pretty sure of that. 

I’m also *fairly* certain that the perfect gift for people who have everything, isn’t an oversized gerbil print t-shirt. 

I don’t want a FREE photo calendar, new smartpen or FAB UK app. And I am pretty damn sure all my friends don’t love Appliances Direct and Persil as often as you tell me they do. 

Now Facebook, I have always been one of the unpopular. Ignoring the hipsters who left FB yonks ago and sticking with you, despite the crap UX, rubbish privacy changes and poor returns for many marketers but really….you are pushing me to my limits. Seriously. 

You’ve been warned. Keep this up and I’m off. ‘k?

Yours exhaustedly,

Becky